We all know the perils of drunkenly texting the ex. Nothing good ever comes of it, and all you’re left with is regret, embarrassment and a terrible hangover. But if you thought your awkward ex text experiences were bad, that’s nothing compared to what happened when a girl decided to go old school and write a full-blown letter to her ex-boyfriend Nick Lutz.
Nick begins his savage grading by pointing out that the intro lacks indents, and then goes on to point out her clear lack of reasoning. He also points out her clear lack of evidence for the statement: “I never cheated on you.” Ouch.
Nick ended the letter by marking his ex a 61/100 which, by his book, works out at a grade D. The response ended with the following comment:
“Long intro, short conclusion, short hypothesis but nothing to back it up. Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof. You claim that cheating never occurred but place blame on yourself — then what for? Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side. While this gesture is appreciated I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.”
As “Sara” helpfully pointed out, the D probably wasn’t the kind she was hoping for. Although, judging by Caitlin Corsetti’s response, it looks like he may be in with a chance in that department.
Source: Viral Thread